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vegbunny83
November 30th, 2004, 07:02 PM
ah, thanksgiving, what a wonderful carnage-filled holiday... here is my personal story. :)

i got to my mom's house early to start cooking my tofurky... yes, i found a use for that free roaster-oven! so i put the frozen tofurky in there with the plastic on and about a cup of water, just like the directions said, and set it to steam. it said to steam for about 90 minutes, so i figured i didn't need to watch it that closely.

so, all my family gets there. i don't really talk to my family about my veganism at all, because i dont feel like drawing attention to myself. i have been veg for 7 years without anyone really knowing. my aunt and uncle proceed to tease and harass me all afternoon because of my veganism and my tofurky. but that's another story. ;)

TQ is there, as well as my boyfriend. it's been about 75 or 80 minutes. all of the sudden, i see the lid on the roaster oven start to rise. my mom notices at the same time as me, and we both let out a cry of "OH CRAP!" and lunge toward the roaster oven. too late- there is a loud POP and a CLANG as the tofurky EXPLODES all over the wall and the roaster oven lid falls loudly to the floor.

fortunately, we were able to save the tofurky, just not the stuffing. UNfortunately, this little incident drew more attention to me and my veganism, with comments such as "oh darn, i really wanted to try some of that :rolleyes:" and "looks like you'll have to eat real turkey now."

it was funny in the end, though, and we were able to laugh about it while enjoying our tofurky, which was much better than the real thing, despite exploding. it was tender and very flavorful, and since it exploded, we didn't even have to cut it! :) the gravy and dumplings were yummy too.

The Rev
November 30th, 2004, 07:07 PM
:lol:

I can see the headlines

"Tofu Timebomb Terminates Ten - Stuffing New Holiday Docoration"

:up:

The Rev

Tash
November 30th, 2004, 07:35 PM
:lol:

I can see the headlines

"Tofu Timebomb Terminates Ten - Stuffing New Holiday Docoration"

:up:

The Rev
Man.you slay me sometimes......positively slay me......... :lol: :lol: :lol:

bubblinbrownsug
November 30th, 2004, 07:41 PM
I'm just glad the tofurkey came out ok. I love it myself. But this is really good to know for when I cook it next time.

The Rev
November 30th, 2004, 07:46 PM
Seriously, I've never had A TOFURKEY, I've always just had the slices. Is it actually a big turkey shaped hunk of the same stuff they make the slices out of?

:hungry:

The Rev

(BTW, Tash, gracias. :D )

vegbunny83
November 30th, 2004, 08:16 PM
i've never had the slices myself, but the tofurkey is like a round-shaped roast, probably made of the same stuff, with stuffing in the middle. serves about 3 or so. (me, TQ and my BF demolished it!)

Michael
November 30th, 2004, 08:30 PM
It's basically round (a little flat on the bottom so it doesn't roll). And the stuffing is in the middle.

punkmommy
November 30th, 2004, 09:19 PM
Umm, you left the plastic on? I take the plastic off my thawed tofurkey ( I thaw it over night in the fridge) , wrap it in foil with some veg broth and soy sauce and bake it for about 2 hours. Glad it still worked out for you without injury!

Off topic- I wish they sold tofurkeys without the horrid stuffing in the middle. I just scoop it out- it tastes like mush :no:

vegbunny83
November 30th, 2004, 09:45 PM
Umm, you left the plastic on? I take the plastic off my thawed tofurkey ( I thaw it over night in the fridge) , wrap it in foil with some veg broth and soy sauce and bake it for about 2 hours. Glad it still worked out for you without injury!

Off topic- I wish they sold tofurkeys without the horrid stuffing in the middle. I just scoop it out- it tastes like mush :no:

i didn't thaw mine, i left it frozen. the instructions for cooking a frozen one say to leave it in the plastic wrapping and steam it for 90 minutes.

so we didn't miss out on much by scooping our stuffing off the floor into the garbage, eh? ;)

ebola
December 1st, 2004, 01:09 AM
>>Off topic- I wish they sold tofurkeys without the horrid stuffing in the middle. I just scoop it out- it tastes like mush>>

I liked it.

rainbowmoon
December 1st, 2004, 03:41 AM
Is it good?

borealis
December 1st, 2004, 03:49 AM
I have to say, that's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while... exploding 'furky! Ha ha! :lol:

punkmommy
December 1st, 2004, 01:39 PM
>>Off topic- I wish they sold tofurkeys without the horrid stuffing in the middle. I just scoop it out- it tastes like mush>>

I liked it.

Good! Next year I know who to send it to!

AccidentalVeg
December 1st, 2004, 03:00 PM
I keep thinking of new film titles like "Enter: The Tofurky" and "Tofurky and Die in L.A."

LOL :p

Peaches
December 1st, 2004, 05:18 PM
Umm, you left the plastic on? I take the plastic off my thawed tofurkey ( I thaw it over night in the fridge) , wrap it in foil with some veg broth and soy sauce and bake it for about 2 hours.

I might try it this way because my method of cooking the tofurky seems dry it out, it becomes hard as a rock just about every year. :down: Maybe I'll have better luck next year using your method punkmommy (BTW, cool name)

Tommy Gun
December 1st, 2004, 07:57 PM
I've always cooked it similar to punkmommy. I just follow the instructions (orange juice/soy sauce/sugar). Good stuff. I made extra stuffing though, because there isn't very much.

bstutzma
December 2nd, 2004, 12:57 PM
i really dont like the tofurkey roast, and the soy sauce/ OJ combo really doesn't work as well as I wished it did. I've made it with my own baste and it comes out better, but the stuffing isnt great and its a lot of money for something I dont particularly enjoy. I love the tofurkey slices, though. too bad the roast isn't as good.

ToonQueen
December 7th, 2004, 03:07 PM
I told you to poke holes in the plastic! ;_; And then I told you I would eat the stuffing that was on the floor until you and your dad put dirty clorax wipes next to it on the plate it was on. ;_; Meanie!

Coney
December 7th, 2004, 03:30 PM
I was wondering that myself. Was there any kind of direction to poke holes in that plastic wrapper?

Additional headlines:
"Vegan Holiday turns ugly: Is meat actually safer?"
"Vegan Thanksgiving Dreams--Dashed in Unwanted Slaughter of Tofurkey" [photos of vegan holding exploded tofurkey like a baby and crying uncontrollably]